I could was--, er, I mean, spend time writing dialogue on this site.
I recommend the "random foshata" link in the top left corner. What this site really need though, is clips of my favorite televised samurai drama. It's like "The Dukes of Hazard", only with samurai and ninjas. Which is what "The Dukes of Hazard" was always missing.
I have no idea what's going on half the time (unlike regualar Japanese dramas which I can follow because of the extreme over-acting), so much like this site, I just make up the dialogue.